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This exasperated German is asking the really important questions about the origins of the Daddy Long Legs: 

Who was building the Daddy Long Legs? Where was Mother Nature? Maybe sleeping or with a coffee break? 

The nature carpenters are building an insect and they’re like, “Here, look Nature, we have it! It is called Daddy Long Legs!” 

“Oh, really? Does it have a head?”

“No.”

“Does it have a thorax or maybe an abdomen?”

“No.”

“What is it?” 

“Well, it is like maybe a Q-tip head with some frozen spider web leggies.”

“Great!”

Seriously? What are you doing? 

Also, please note the timestamp on his video. 3:32 AM is when all the good thinking happens. 

He’s my favorite internet person of the year so far.